Marriage- HELL

Some Comments:::
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wild
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
- U2
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married.
He says "the wedding rings look too much like minature handcuffs....."
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Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal-Lyrics

Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
hey hey oho ho
Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
haan Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
haan Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon

Mile kab kahaan kitne lamhe guzaare
Mile kab kahaan kitne lamhe guzaare
Main gin gin ke wo saare pall likh raha hoon

Mile kab kahaan kitne lamhe guzaare
Main gin gin ke wo saare pall likh raha hoon

Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
hey hey oho ho
Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
haan Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon

Tumhare jawan khoobsurat badan ko
Tarasha hua ek mahal likh raha hoon

Tumhare jawan khoobsurat badan ko
Tarasha hua ek mahal likh raha hoon

Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
hey hey oho ho
Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
haan Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon

Na poocho meri bekarari ka aalam
Main raaton ko karvat badal likh raha hoon

Na poocho meri bekarari ka aalam
Main raaton ko karvat badal likh raha hoon

Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
hey hey oho ho
Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
haan Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon

Dil Kya Kare-Lyrics

Jadoo sa chane laga
Pagal banane laga
Kuch yaad ane laga
Kuch bhool jane laga

Kya na kare kya kare
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Deewana pagal sa dil
Aankhon ke kajal sa dil
Lehrate aanchal sa dil
Zulfon ke baadal sa dil
Tarsena ye barsena ye
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Jadoo sa chane laga
Pagal banane laga
Kuch yaad ane laga
Kuch bhool jane laga

Kya na kare kya kare
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Tumse churalein tumhein
Sabse chupalein tumhein
Jaan se lagalein tumhein
Sapna banalein tumhein
Main betaab hoon
Tu bechain hai
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Jadoo sa chane laga
Pagal banane laga
Kuch yaad ane laga
Kuch bhool jane laga

Kya na kare kya kare
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Dil kya kare(sad)-Lyrics

Bhoola fasana koi
Guzra zamana koi
Sathi purana koi
Banke bahana koi
Agar dil main yun
sama jaye to
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Jaado sa chaane laga
Pagal banaane laga
Kuch yaad aane laga
Kuch bhool jaane laga
Kyana karein kya karein
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Is paar rehna sake
Us paar jaana sake
Khamosh rehna sake
Jo chaahe kehna sake

Ye pagal sama
ye mausam jawan
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Jaado sa chane laga
Pagal banane laga
Kuch yaad ane laga
Kuch bhool jane laga
Kyana kare kya kare
Ye dil kya kare(4)