Marriage- HELL

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wild
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
- U2
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married.
He says "the wedding rings look too much like minature handcuffs....."
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Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal-Lyrics

Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
hey hey oho ho
Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
haan Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
haan Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon

Mile kab kahaan kitne lamhe guzaare
Mile kab kahaan kitne lamhe guzaare
Main gin gin ke wo saare pall likh raha hoon

Mile kab kahaan kitne lamhe guzaare
Main gin gin ke wo saare pall likh raha hoon

Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
hey hey oho ho
Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
haan Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon

Tumhare jawan khoobsurat badan ko
Tarasha hua ek mahal likh raha hoon

Tumhare jawan khoobsurat badan ko
Tarasha hua ek mahal likh raha hoon

Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
hey hey oho ho
Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
haan Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon

Na poocho meri bekarari ka aalam
Main raaton ko karvat badal likh raha hoon

Na poocho meri bekarari ka aalam
Main raaton ko karvat badal likh raha hoon

Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
hey hey oho ho
Bohat Khoobsurat ghazal likh raha hoon
Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon
haan Tumhe dekh kar aaj kal likh raha hoon

Dil Kya Kare-Lyrics

Jadoo sa chane laga
Pagal banane laga
Kuch yaad ane laga
Kuch bhool jane laga

Kya na kare kya kare
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Deewana pagal sa dil
Aankhon ke kajal sa dil
Lehrate aanchal sa dil
Zulfon ke baadal sa dil
Tarsena ye barsena ye
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Jadoo sa chane laga
Pagal banane laga
Kuch yaad ane laga
Kuch bhool jane laga

Kya na kare kya kare
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Tumse churalein tumhein
Sabse chupalein tumhein
Jaan se lagalein tumhein
Sapna banalein tumhein
Main betaab hoon
Tu bechain hai
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Jadoo sa chane laga
Pagal banane laga
Kuch yaad ane laga
Kuch bhool jane laga

Kya na kare kya kare
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Dil kya kare(sad)-Lyrics

Bhoola fasana koi
Guzra zamana koi
Sathi purana koi
Banke bahana koi
Agar dil main yun
sama jaye to
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Jaado sa chaane laga
Pagal banaane laga
Kuch yaad aane laga
Kuch bhool jaane laga
Kyana karein kya karein
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Is paar rehna sake
Us paar jaana sake
Khamosh rehna sake
Jo chaahe kehna sake

Ye pagal sama
ye mausam jawan
Ye dil kya kare(2)

Jaado sa chane laga
Pagal banane laga
Kuch yaad ane laga
Kuch bhool jane laga
Kyana kare kya kare
Ye dil kya kare(4)

Do dilon ki kahani-Lyrics

In hawaon pe kisine likh di
Do dolon ki kahaani(3)
Us me do naam likhe hain
Ek tera hai ek mera

In hawaon pe kisine likh di
Do dolon ki kahaani(2)
Us me do naam likhe hain
Ek tera hai ek mera


Aagaye hum kahaan
Paagal sa ye samaa
Paagal bananae laga hoo....
Dekho......

Kaisi ye khusbu hai
Kaisa ye jadoo hai
Jadoo sa chaane laga hoo.....
Dekho ye hua hai
Yahan pe pehli baar
Do dil jo milke dhadke hain
Ek tera hai ek mera(2)

Jaage hain soye hai
Hum kahan khoye hain
Kuch yaad aate nahin hoo....
Dekho
Tere naam ke bina
Teri yaad ke siva
Kuch yaad ata nahin hoo....
Dekho hamaare tumhare pyar ke
Do sapne sach ho rahe hai
Ek tera hai ek mera(2)

In hawaon pe kisine likh di
Do dolon ki kahaani(2)
Us me do naam likhe hain
Ek tera hai ek mera(2)

Kash Mere Hote- Lyrics

Hum jo haste tum bhi haste
Rote jo hum tum bhi rote
Khwabon ke neele ambar ke niche
Chahat ki bahon main sote

Kash mere hote(10)

Bekhabar ho tum na jano
Tumse kitna pyar karun
Bekhabar ho tum na jano
Tumse kitna pyar karun

Tumpe marne ki main tamanna
ek nahi sau baar karun
Meri tarah tum bhi
Chain apna khote

Hum jo haste tum bhi haste
Rote jo hum tum bhi rote
Khwabon ke neele ambar ke niche
Chahat ki bahon main sote

Aur kisi ka hone na doon
Tumpe bas mera haq hai
Aur kisi ka hone na doon
Tumpe bas mera haq hai
Had se zyada chahoon tumko
Zindagani jab tak hai
Mere armaano ko dilmain tumbhi sanjote

Kash mere hote(4)

INDIAN MATHS

SSC + HSC + BMS/BBA + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom

Sushmita Sen - 2.2 feet > Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads > Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in Bollywood

One engagement  +Two wedding +Three wedding songs + Four hundred relatives +A house bigger thanBuckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + ownproduction company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials

Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies= HBO

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent

Mother

READ THIS WITH LOT OF PATIENCE.,

ONCE TWICE THRICE...........UNTIL U UNDERSTAND IT..


When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you.
You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called.

When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love.
You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons
You thanked her by coloring the dining room table.

When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays.
You thanked her by plopping into the nearest pile of mud

When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school.
You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"


When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball.
You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.

When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream.
You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons.
You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to
gymnastics to one birthday party after another.
You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the
movies.
You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV
shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to
campus,carried your bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be
embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone.
You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your business

When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future.
You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you

When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation.
You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment.
You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were 24, she met your fianc and asked about your plans for the
future.
You thanked her by glaring and growling,"Muuhh-ther, please!"

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and
told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby.
You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."

When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday.
You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, she quietly died.

And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder.

YOUR HEART.

IF SHE'S STILL AROUND, NEVER FORGET TO LOVE HER MORE THAN EVER.. AND IF
SHE'S NOT, REMEMBER HER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND PASS IT ON...

Thoughts

Read this carefully...and understand the meanings.
* Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

* Most people walk in and out of your life, But only friends leave
footprints in your heart.

* Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends
with a tear.

* Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

* If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?

* Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

* You can only go as far as you push.

* The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.

* Don't let the past hold you back. You're missing the good stuff.

* Life's short. Look around once in a while so you don't miss it.

* A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.

* Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.

* When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

* Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them,but you know they are always there.

* Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

* What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

* Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Cinema applied to Indian society(facts)

1) Indian kids are always lost when they are young and reunite with their siblings 20 years later singing a common childhood song. A young boy with a woman is not usually her son but actually the son of a rich king or honest inspector, who have been killed.

2) Every Indian kid loses his father / mother (or both) when he is very young. He can only take revenge on the killer when he has grown up. A child's father, who is shot dead when the child is still young, is usually an upright police officer.

3) All Indians have an identical twin brother/sister growing up somewhere else in the country. One of the twins is always oppressed while the other is an extrovert.

4) If two people are brothers, it is natural for one to be an honest inspector and the other to be a crook. Normally, the crook justifies his crime by being the bread-earner of the family and putting the inspector brother to school. The crook usually reforms (or dies) in the end.

5) A young child in India usually becomes a crook when he is caught stealing rotis. He is shown chased by a mob, and in an instant, he becomes big, chased by the police.

6) There are two economic classes in Indian society: very poor and filthy rich. There is no middle class. The boy usually belongs to one class and the heroine to the other. If the Indian boy is poor, he will never accept the blank cheque offered by the girl's father. If the girl is rich, she is usually the only daughter.

7) Indians are good singers. When an Indian man / woman sings, music automatically appears in the background.

8) An Indian man / woman spends an average 15 minutes every day singing love songs in slow motion.

9) Indian men are generally called "Vijay", "Sunny", "Karan", or "Rahul". Indian women are either called "Mohini", "Seema", "Tina" or "Anjali".

10) It is necessary for young Indians to run from home when their parents disapprove of their affair. Arranged marriages do not exist in India. In case of an arranged marriage, the approved boy is usually a villain.

11) All honest factory owners have evil managers and extra-honest trade union leaders. All evil managers usually transport drugs (or gold) in the company's trucks.

12) Indian uncles /aunts / stepmothers are always evil.

13) It is natural in India for the boy's and girl's families to be enemies at all times and make peace only after their children die.

14) All brothers/sisters love their siblings and are willing to do extreme sacrifices for them.

15) All married women are either mopping the floor or washing clothes by hand when their fathers come to visit them in their sasural.

16) When a woman is making rotis, it is natural for her to apply dough to her face eventually.

17) All evil men in India either have an eye-patch, a scar or wear a weird wig. Their henchmen are sweaty, hairy individuals wearing striped T-shirts.

18) Every Indian man can wrestle 20 people at the same time. Villains always facilitate his martial arts exercise by approaching him one by one.

19) When an Indian man fights, there are always empty drums or breakable brick walls around. The hero always wins.

20) Every Indian politician is well connected to a mafia leader, corrupt policeman, student leader, and the local hoodlum.

21) Indian policemen are slow to react. They usually arrive on the scene only after the bad guys have been defeated by one Indian man.

22) Even after an Indian man has been shot several times, he does not die till the next 15 minutes when he has spoken a lot of the choicest dialogues.

23) Every rich household has a servant called "Ramu" (derivatives include Ramu kaka) and a maid called "Shanta", or "Shanti" or "Kamla".

24) Every rich household has a dog named either "Tommy" or "Moti".

25) Every Indian man has a side hero who is usually great at comedy. 26) When a woman gives birth, the child is usually a boy.

27) The Indian man is generally an atheist, who discovers faith only when there are too many difficulties

28) When the Indian man/woman have a lot of problems, they approach a temple, usually on a hunderstorm night, saying terse dialogues such as "Maine tumse kuch nahin maanga…" It is normal for the temple's bells to be swaying like pendulums.

29) All homes are located near a mountain or at least a hill so that cars can be chased on dangerous tracks.

30) If the car chase occurs in the crowded areas of the city, it is usual for a handcart laden with fruits (oranges, sweetlime or water melon) to come out of nowhere and dash against one of the cars.

31) If a man is shot at, he usually dies when he is on the verge of revealing the identity of his killers.

The song I like

Every night in my dreamsI see you, I feel you,That is how I know you go on
Far across the distanceAnd spaces between usYou have come to show you go on
Near, far, wherever you areI believe that the heart does go onOnce more you open the doorAnd you're here in my heartAnd my heart will go on and on
Love can touch us one timeAnd last for a lifetimeAnd never let go till we're one
Love was when I loved youOne true time I hold toIn my life we'll always go on
Near, far, wherever you areI believe that the heart does go onOnce more you open the doorAnd you're here in my heartAnd my heart will go on and on
There is some love that will not go away
You're here, there's nothing I fear,And I know that my heart will go onWe'll stay forever this wayYou are safe in my heartAnd my heart will go on and on

The Fare well

A life which is to end

only when I am no more

A life which transformed me

In a fighter to the core
A season of love and friendship

For eternity which will last

In my future to follow

I will long to relive this past
Memories of this part of journey

I'll carry all life long

Memories of those precious moments

Which made my life a beautiful song
My eyes go teary

Emotions fill my heart

As my days left here are few

Now it's time to bid Adieu.

"DASVIDHANIYA"

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