Sunday, April 12, 2009

INDIAN MATHS

SSC + HSC + BMS/BBA + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom

Sushmita Sen - 2.2 feet > Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads > Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in Bollywood

One engagement +Two wedding +Three wedding songs + Four hundred relatives +A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials

Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies = HBO

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent

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